朋友MSN给我的白痴文章2(SPM Levels Hokkien Exam Paper)

SPM Levels

Hokkien Exam Paper


Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully

2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.

3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah ! （chin chai=随便）



Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)


Question:
Singalella why become rich ?


（古早有一个小女孩）
Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.
（怪懒） （吃力=够力）
She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.
（阿嫲）
Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.
（西米塞嘛包咖了=什么都包到完）
Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.
（捉壁虎） （捉）
If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.
（每天做到头晕）
Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.
（也没有）
EPF poon boh.
（隔壁的阿伯）
But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.
（隆重来啦=全部来啦）
So he say, 'oeh, long chong lai ah.'
（你那里可以去）
Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, 'Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.' （bahru=才，lu eh=你的，wu=有）
（做美美）
Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.
（每次hor，没吃，没睡） （没大便）
Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.
（做么你没去party）
Her neighbour came over and ask, 'Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?'
（讲） （老母=妈妈说不可以，so没办法）
So Singaalella kong, 'I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.'
（哎呀，去啦）
She never expect but the neighbour say, 'Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.'
（冲凉，穿裤）
So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.
（马车路=马路）
She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.
（闲=闷） （女子） （不美）
At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.
（阿伯）
Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.
（48吃力=很够力）
Just as Ah Ming told himself, 'Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat', Singalella came in.
（流口水）
Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
（这个不错）
'Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.'
（美的，我要跟你做friend）
Ah Ming say to Singalella, 'eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!'

Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.
（阿伯）
But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.

He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.
（中头奖，一百万）
So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.
（隔壁的老鸡婆，老鸡婆=八婆）（自己做生意）
So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.
（什么样的生意我哪里会知道）
Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.



Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.

Hokkien eh sai。
（福建可以。）

A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.

zhia lat
(吃力=够力）

E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.

leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean
（不要跟人家说你是新加坡的福建人)

F9. Don't understand rating.

kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?
（去死啦，我哪里知道你讲什么）